Hertbeat Breakfast with Steve Folland: Episodes
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve discuss Daaaaawwwwwn's Daaaaaaates, a brief encounter with Des Lynham, porn on a plate, Steve's impressions and Dawn’s old hands. Meanwhile, a group of Waterskiing Westies leave Dawn confused and Chris incredulous and Steve lets down all of mankind. Do you want to ...
Wassup Ho Ho Homies! This week, Steve wins a medal but doesn't let it go to his head... he just tries to rewrite The Bible. Dawn regales us with yet another of Daaaaawwwwwn's Daaaaaaates and reveals a very odd form of jet-lag and Chris gets Neighbours-kissed by bully and has a fight with a malfunctioning ...
OK everybody, it's Daaaaawwwwwn's Daaaaaaate! Dawn gives a very detailed account of her recent and future dates and dresses up in an adult romper suit for our amusement. Respect. While all this is going on, Steve is worrying about his choice of outfit for the Bells and Bows fun run and Chris is worrying ...
This week, Hertbeat Breakfast has two fantastic new competitions, Steve has new shoes and new 11p rubbers, Chris has new ice-skating-related injuries, Dawn has a new dating dilemma and Hob Nobs have a new taste. So Korman down, phone your friends and listen to this!
Balance is restored as Dawn, Chris and Steve are reunited! They discuss the implications of itchiness, adult romper suits and their ice skating prowess. Also, Steve gets his patrols confused and turns into the Cookie Monster, Dawn might have a spider up her nose and gets a blast from the past and Chris ...
In Polly's final podcast, Steve and Polly discuss the hunk that is Barry Norman, Polly's unevenly sensitive buttocks, and what exactly James Bond is licensed to do. Steve welcomes Dawn back from Mexico and she has stories of deep sea diving, chicken buses and real-life, big sharks. C U L8er Polly!
In the first podcast without Chris and Dawn, Steve valiantly holds the fort with his strong handshake and pig's tail and receives lots of backhanded compliments for his trouble. Also, Polly reveals herself to be a bad liar with plans to be a Bond Girl, Matt has too much news and inadvertently offends ...
In a wintry week, Steve has a snowy adventure and his fluorescent armband saves him from being run over during the podcast, Chris is mesmerised on the tube and late for work because of a tractor and Polly argues that she is both blonde and brunette and doesn't sound Welsh...
This week, Itchy Chris has Pseudomonas Folliculitis and Steve and Polly decide that laughter is the best medicine so duly spend the week mocking him. In other news, Polly finds out that her hairless, skinny boyfriend also has a considerable amount of money and Steve is in touch with his feminine side ...
This week, Steve is learning to speak Italian, Chris is learning not to inhale whilst biting sellotape and Polly is just learning. And you thought Dawn said stupid things... They also discuss the breakup of the BT couple, Nelly's toilet tissue and dirty pigs. Unfortunately, there simply wasn't time ...
This week, Steve, Chris and Polly discuss monkey butlers, Pamela Anderson and her Fondant Fancies and unevenly hairy nipples. Also, Steve proves that he is definitely getting old, Chris, the rapping newsreader, goes undercover to get the exclusives and Polly goes on an exploratory expedition in Hatfield. ...
This week, Steve and Chris say bye bye to Dawn and hello hello to Polly! In an eventful week, Dawn steps over to the Dark Side while testing out her snorkel, Steve inadvertently participates in a funrun, Chris cries at a chav making meatballs and Polly reveals her futuristic tea making abilities and ...
Dawn, Chris and Steve discuss David Blaine's latest idiot prank and odd smelling domestic pets. Also, Dawn phones in sick but turns up later sounding fine and should probably apologise for telling a disturbing towel-related anecdote, Chris should probably apologise to Natasha Kaplinsky, Steve should ...
This week, everything from Itaian priests to religious lions. Steve develops a new laugh, Denise becomes hoarse and Howard becomes a horse! Oh, and does anyone want to adopt a podcast?!
After surviving the end of the world, Dawn, Chris and Steve discuss possible culinary candidates for prime minister. Also, Dawn becomes a Girl Guide ambassador and is insulted by a bossy cheerleader, Chris has a negative effect on a group of year 3 pupils and Steve unveils his revolutionary new invention ...
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve discuss the end of the world and how playing Stuck in the Mud as a child is integral to personal development. Also, Steve gives out Chris' personal password, Dawn admits that she doesn’t know the Swedish Chef comes from and Chris is loving it up when he's going down. ...
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve discuss the non-discovery of Bigfoot and the worrying fact that stupid people are allowed to drive. In other news, Dawn smells of Garlic and blames Jamie Oliver, Steve insults the whole of Wales with his Duffy impression and Chris has his date ruined by blossoming Barry.
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve find out the one thing you simply must do this weekend and discuss the chaos a giant flying poo can cause. Steve makes 91-year-old Doris’ dream come true, Dawn shows off her former pig squeal while Chris laughs at the misfortune of others but is punished by being permanently ...
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve find out quite a lot about each other, even after all this time and eat a lot of sausages. Chris becomes determined to make a cocker spaniel yawn, Dawn learns what you should and shouldn't put in the microwave and Steve unfortunately gives us an insight into the noises ...
This week, Dawn, Chris and Steve become Hip Hop Homboys. Dawn gets her phone back despite having a broken doorbell, Chris gets very stressed in Waitrose and very cross in the 8.30 headlines and Steve clearly over exerts himself and gets his Just Desserts.